30 Hilarious Tweets From The Week Because Humor Makes Everythinggg Better

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Hello. It’s another week, which means a whole new meme cycle has come and passed, including the many “recession indicators” that have popped up on my timeline.

If you missed ’em…fear not. I’ve got those and plenty others. Have a laugh:

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Tablet displaying "Dollar Tree Scan for Price" in a store aisle with storage bins. Tweet by elizabeth reads, "none of your 'recession indicators' eclipse what I just saw."
@elizardbethc / Via x.com

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Tweet from user Mr. Milchick: "I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it." 2.3 million views

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Tweet joking about President Trump being athletic with NFL draft mention; shows a tweet from Rep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimble / Via x.com
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Tweet by user TrueSlazac: "I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement."

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Tweet with text: "Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?" followed by AI company logos, noting a pattern in their designs

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IFC / @chismosavirus / Via Twitter: @chismosavirus

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Tweet about a coffee order error almost costing $750, followed by a humorous comment about tariffs, with a large engagement count
@verysmallriver / Via x.com

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Tweet by Kayla hopes for Indian fast casual chains after Mexican and Mediterranean ones. 1.8M views

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Tweet from Blue Collar Burger: "Unfollowed." Reply to tweet by Kevin questions why a Brooklyn burger place follows him. Viewed 7.2M times
@BlueCollarBklyn / Via x.com

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Person looking towards the camera with a concerned expression, captioned as sitting in the front seat of an Uber
HBO / @DTBrookeLin / Via x.com

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Tweet by Tom Smyth expressing humor about how actresses whisper "get out" and then yell it

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Tweet by user "hope hopes hoping": "reading all the signs at the aquarium so the fish know i actually care about them."
@hopes_revenge / Via x.com

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Tweet by mariana (@pastapilIed): "I don't care how bad it gets, I'm not making overnight oats."

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Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants sits at a desk, facing away, with a caption: "Had a 'stellar' annual review at my job and my raise was... $0.50."
Nickelodeon / @sknobbyy / Via x.com

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Tweet about a customer ordering a mocha, wanting it both hot and iced, causing confusion. Has 7.4M views
@diet_tapwater / Via x.com

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Tweet by Woman President: "why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me."

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A person speaks into the camera outdoors, while someone stands in the background wearing a mask. Text: "20 open treadmills and this man get on the one right next to me."

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Tweet by Anna Krivolapova joking about asking someone on a rowing machine to pretend they're galley slaves on the Nile
@AnaKrivolapova / Via x.com

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Tweet joking about high school students skipping showers after gym and drinking milk with burgers for lunch

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Tweet by N. saying Field Day was intense, like playoffs

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Tweet questioning why a single burrito is $4.50 while a $5 box meal includes the same burrito

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Tweet by @helen showing a humorous response to a White House tweet stating “DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED.”

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Tweet showing an empty hockey arena with a player on the ice. The text discusses Olivier Rodrigue making his first NHL start
@PallaviGunalan / @EdmontonJack / Via x.com

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  @TheTajMiham / Via x.com

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A text conversation shows someone confusing a vacuum for a WiFi router while trying to reset it

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Tweet by user about accidentally seeing a spoiler online and trying to convince themselves they forgot it
@swiftlydunphy / Via x.com

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Split-screen image: Left shows a cozy house; right shows a comfortable living room. Video titled "building a cozy low income home for a single mom in The Sims 4."

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Tweet showing two drink cans close together in an office fridge, described as "romantic."
@aallleeexxxxxx1 / Via x.com

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Michael Cera, in retro attire with glasses, holds a book. Text reveals a role in Wes Anderson's film "The Phoenician Scheme," in theaters May 30
@ScaredChris / Focus Features / Via x.com

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Tweet about kitchen appliances having windows

That’s all I got! See ya next week. Until then, feel free to peruse our recent roundups for more laughs:

All The Funny Tweets From The Week Because You Deserve A Big Ol’ Laugh

I Think My Neighbors Are On The Verge Of Filing A Noise Complaint After Laughing So Hard At These 27 Funny Posts




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